Street Talk

The Holiday Craze

Here we are sitting in the middle of the holiday season. Turkey day is far behind us, and Santas everywhere are gearing up for another shopping spree. Shops everywhere burn the midnight oil and people come together as family, neighbors, and friends. So what does all this mean? We went shopping for some answers and struck coal...er...gold!  

Bob Rainey/Astronomer, Royal Oaks

So what do you think about the holidays?

Being a major bah-humbug sort of guy--you have to give it to America for commercialism.

Then what are you doing this holiday?

We''ve got our bogus-pseudo-neo-crypto family comin'' down.

What will you be giving the boys a girls?

The Oxford English Dictionary.

 

Aaron Hall /Actor, Monterey

Which Beatle do you miss the most during the holidays?

John Lennon

What do we need to make this time special?

A sense of humor.

If Monterey doesn''t get any snow, what else do we have instead?

I think we have the illusion of security and safety.

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