Thursday, December 19, 2002
QUESTION: If you could change Santa Claus from an old, fat, jolly man, what would you change him to?
FOLLOW UP: What is sexy about Christmas?
A: Just a nice, jolly old man, without the fat part. Just like my dad.
MAKE A WISH: The stars.
Motel Clerk/Big Sur
A: A fat, old, jolly woman.
PUCKER UP: All the hugs and kisses.
A: I wouldn''t change anything. Santa Claus is a traditional image.
NADA: I think if anyone thinks of Christmas as being sexy, then they have the wrong idea about Christmas.