10. I don’t want my thighs to get too thin!

9. Big butts are in...mine’s really in!

8. I already carry 15 extra pounds...who needs to lift weights?

7. Sweating makes my makeup run.

6. Doesn’t “Survivor” come on at the same time as the class?

5. I’d take the class but it cuts into my beer money.

4. Work-out clothes are ugly.

3. The only reason I would consider working out is to hear heavy breathing again.

2. If God meant for us to touch our toes they would be where our knees are.

1. I know I have flabby thighs but fortunately my stomach covers them.

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