Follow-up: I say sex, you say what?

A: No. First of all, this question sounds like a joke. It’s not a joke. With the oppression and sexual violation that Afghani women endure, [Viagra] can be used for violence and rape, further subjecting them to brutal submission.

Touching Thought: Love.

A: No. It’s ridiculous. Are they sex deprived? Do they even know what Viagra is? I don’t understand why they would make a trade. The CIA should come up with something better.

On the Pill: Viagra.

A: Yes. I think it’s fantastic. The CIA is using soft tactics for hard answers. I wonder what Leon Panetta will do about it though. He’s probably going to hate this and clean up shop.

Softer Side: Satin.