What song would you teach a rooster to sing instead of crowing?

Asked at the Feed Trough Feed Store in Salinas.

Follow-up: What are you “chicken” of?

MARLENA TORREY | Retired | Marina

A: I’d want something upbeat and peppy. Maybe “Singing in the Rain.” That’d get me up and singing.

Pony Up: Falling off my horse. She can get spooked from the oddest things.

MARK KEYSTELLE | Warehouse coordinator | Salinas

A: I’d rather hear the barking of the dog or the mooing of the cow. Maybe the blast of a shotgun would be a good way to really wake you up.

Go Go: Snakes and I have an agreement: They go their way and I go the other. Fast.

SHELBY ANDRUS | Student | Salinas

A: It would have to be something calming but “calming” and “rooster” don’t really go together. Maybe something from Nickelback. I love Mac Dre but I can’t wake up to that.

Buzz Kill: Bees just freak the crap out of me.

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