Thursday, February 24, 2011
Dear Mexican: The perception of Mexico having a defective culture has come up in your column several times. The U.S. was invaded by settlers who came to live here permanently. Mexico was conquered by gold-seeking thugs who wanted to return rich to Spain. The U.S. received the Protestant work ethic. Mexico received Spanish feudalism and the authoritarian Catholic Church, which discouraged independent thought and dissent. Historically, Mexico has been dominated by a very small, overpowering, land-owning, abusive aristocracy – hence, lots of very poor people. In the U.S., lots of people could own their own land after the Indian land was commandeered. Is it any wonder why many Mexicans seem to not take as much personal responsibility as gabachos would like? - Amigo of Aliens
Dear AA: I appreciate your effort, but you’re committing the same sins I rail about without even knowing it! You nailed the economic analysis, but the false dichotomy of Mexicans weighed down by a Catholic-Spanish mindset and therefore not as predisposed to wealth as opposed the rapacious capitalism inherent to the Protestant-English worldview is cliché. Mexicans, no personal responsibility? What’s immigrating in search of a better life called? Mexicans, no civic involvement? Who do you think beat the shit out of the Spaniards in 1810 and American industrialists in 1910? And hate to break it to you, broder, but we aren’t the only country in the Americas ruled by abusive elite.
Dear Mexican: Can a gringo run for president of Mexico? - Call Me Presidente Pendejo
Dear Gabacho: Sure! Although Article 33 of the Mexican Constitution explicitly prohibits foreigners from running for office, artículo 82 states those eligible for the presidency must be “a Mexican citizen by birth, in full enjoyment of their rights, child of a Mexican father or a Mexican mother and have resided in the country at least 20 years.” A Mexican citizen is someone born in Mexico, or born outside Mexico to at least one Mexican citizen who attained said citizenship by birth or naturalization. It’s conceivable that a full-blooded gabacho can run, but not likely: although we like our leaders light-skinned, we already got our share of a part-gabacho president in Vicente Fox – he was as pendejo as his counterpart, Dubya.