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Gustavo Arellano

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¡Ask a Mexican! — 5-20-13

The low-down on Mexican gun control—or lack thereof.

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¡Ask a Mexican! 5-13-2013

How Many Mexicans Can You Fit Into a Single-cab Chevy Truck?

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¡Ask a Mexican! — 5-6-13

Uppity immigrants and naturalization problems

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¡Ask a Mexican! — 4.29.13

Why Mexicans aren't Caucasian.

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¡Ask a Mexican! — 4.22.13

The Mexican gives guidance on ranchera music and taxes.

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¡Ask a Mexican! — 4.8.13

Mexican's libra gets some love; advice for a young chica with gabacho problems.

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¡Ask a Mexican! — 3.25.13

The Mexican counsels adoptive parents and explains foreign driver bureaucracy.

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¡Ask a Mexican! — 3.4.13

The bigger the sombrero, the wabbier the man.

¡Ask a Mexican! — 2.25.13

Mexican courtship and legal v. illegal immigration.

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¡Ask a Mexican! — 2.11.13

The Mexican's advice for finding out your Latino heritage late in life.

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¡Ask a Mexican! — 1.28.13

The Mexican defends italics and why Univision is so damn defined.

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¡Ask a Mexican! — 1.14.13

Immigrant reproduction rates and the real story of the Mexican Cristeros.

¡Ask a Mexican! — 12.10.12

The Mexican's annual Christmas gift guide

¡Ask a Mexican! — 11.12.12

Why are Mexicans more prepared than Gabachos at the DMV?

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La causa, lard and the the search for a Mexican virgin.

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Bad Mexican stereotypes and cheap labor.

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¡Ask a Mexican! 9-17-12

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Why do Mexicans rape so much and why do they always yell "Cu-le-ro" at bands they love?

Why do Mexicans rape so much and why do they always yell "Cu-le-ro" at bands they love?

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Griping Gabachos and Bad Publicity

Griping Gabachos and Bad Publicity.

¡Ask a Mexican! 06.09.11

One man’s take on his culture’s stereotypes

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